You Can't Spell "Finals Week" Without "Fuck"... Unless of course, you want to spell "Finals Week" correctly.

I need a distraction.

The next week consists of the following.

Monday

-Final Soc quiz. Minimum score needed to get an A for the semester: 13/25.

-Course Registration. As of now;

English 102: Required. Should be an easy A.

Sociology: Courtship and Marriage- In another hopeless attempt to figure out why girls want to hook up with but not actually date me.

Math 142: I thought I was done with math when I decided to take accounting in place of trig senior year (horrible call… If your children suggest that, beat them for their own good). Oh well. So much for the 4.0.

Intro to Direction: 3 credits, 1 day a week, final exam is making a movie? Count me in!

Last will probably be either Philosophy or Psychology, which will probably be decided based on how much of a masochist I am.

-Pass in English Final: Worst… Project… Ever…

-Read “On the Road”

-Give up for the forth night in a row and Sparknote it.

-Procrastinate via Triple Play Baseball 2001 and AIM for several hours

-I Love New York II at 9!

-Vietnam Essay rough draft

-Sleep

Tuesday

-Astronomy Class review session

-Try to read “On the Road” again

-Fail

-Final History review

-Procrastinate

-Type up the essay

-Get half way done, go on aim, give up

-Sleep

Wednsday

-Realize I’ve been forgetting to eat

-Finish up essay

-Decide that since the history final is the next day I should focus on that

-Cry myself to sleep after failing to study for consistent hours

Thursday

-History final

-Regret not studying for Astronomy at all prior to this

-Suicide attempt foiled by roommate

-Forget to eat… Again.

-Sleep

Friday

-Astro Final

-Valium

-More Valium

-Airport

-Fly

-Sleep

-More Valium

-Die in horrible plane crash… Or wake up on the east coast. This could really go either way.

Saturday

-Hang out with the grandparents

-Pick up Beast

-Lunch with Beast

-Alcohol with Beast

-Attempt to pick up girls with Beast

-Get an STD with Beast from the same girl.

Sunday

-Wake up next to Beast in the hospital with a BA of 30 percent

-Cuddle with Beast

-Return to Massachusetts

-Realize that everyone is still at school.

Needless to say, its going to be a long seven days.