Nickelback Sucks.

New trailer is almost ready. Yay, I guess.

Watched the Power Rangers movie today. Freaking epic.

Drove back at around midnight. How You Remind Me by generic and annoying rock band Nickleback came on. I had a flashback. Not one of those good ones that you see in cartoons, no. I had this really vivid memory of putting the lyrics of that stupid song into my aim profile after a girl turned me down. I can't even begin to tell you how embarrassed that made me. Seriously, read this and you'll see why. These are the actual word-for-word lyrics I used:

It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you

And this is how, you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how, you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, i've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"

Why the hell did I wonder why I was turned down? Kids, listen and listen well. Girls don't like lame guys. Girls don't like pussies. If you ask a girl out, and after being turned down post this where all of your friends can see it, it won't help your odds. At all. Like, she might've thought to herself for a second:

"Did I make the right call there? Yeah, Eddie is white and kind of a huge douche, but he's really nice to me and he's cute, so I'll give him a chance."

But then, just as she was going to tell me this, she reads my profile and changes her thoughts to:

"Oh fuck, this kid has terrible taste in music. And these lyrics indicate that he is a massive pussy. I am changing my mind"

That is probably what happened.

Even though its years later, thinking about something like that makes me want to build some kind of a time machine and go back and beat the shit out of my younger self for being such and angsty, loud-mouthed bitch. Then I'd beat up all of my friends who for some reason put up with me and never said "Hey Eddie, you're acting like a total pussy... Stop".

Their past selves would probably say something stupid like "What the hell, sexy and approachable Eddie from the future. Why'd you kick my ass." I'd assure them that in a few years they'd thank me. Then my flux capacitator would break and I would be stranded in the year 2003.

In retrospect, I haven't really changed that much from a superficial perspective. Only instead of Nickleback, I listen to The Killers. And instead of putting lyrics in my profile when a girl rejects me, I kick her in the face.

I am the best role model ever.