Things That I Have Gotten For The Holidays: 2009 Edition

-Shakira: She-Wolf

Honestly, Shakira is loads better in Spanish. I know she's a sex symbol but hearing her sing about all the guys she likes to bang really over-shadows just how pretty her voice is and how catchy the beats are and not in a good way. Even so, Loba and Gypsy are really good songs.

-Norah Jones: The Fall

I fucking love Nora Jones. I know that's weird for a guy to say but her voice is gorgeous and the songs themselves are incredibly relaxing.

-Lady Gaga: The Fame

Lady Gaga is batshit insane and I love her. Actually, this cd is a lot better than I thought it would be. She never really takes herself seriously and the beats are consistently catchy. Hell, her voice isn't even that bad. Good for you, crazy lady!

-The Killers: Live From Royal Albert Hall

I saw the Killers live last September and they were awesome. So is this cd though I have not actually watched the dvd yet.

-Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles

Man does this game kickass. Its a huge upgrade from its precursor The Umbrella Chronicles, which while fun still kind of sucked donkey balls. It also probably has the best graphics you're ever gonna see on the wii which is pretty kick-ass.

-Cowboy Bebop: Collectors Edition

This is a really good show. Can't really say much more about it. If you haven't seen it, you're missing out.

-A Warm, Green Sweater

Very warm, surprisingly comfortable.

-Heroes of Might and Magic 3: Complete

Alright, so this is this old computer game from like 2002 that I used to play all the time with my Dad. From what I have gathered, the premise is that you lead an army of humans and monsters in epic wars with each other. Sometimes you use magic (unless you are a Barbarian because Barbarians suck at magic. This is okay though because they are really good at Might). Anyway, the games a total blast and I had lost my copy of it so this was actually really exciting.

-Socks and Underwear

Much better than it sounds. Doing laundry sucks.

-2 Free Movie tickets

Apparently, the second one is for a date. I luled.

-Watchmen (DVD)

Its apparently the special edition. I hope to God this means there's a feature revealing the science behind the physics engine for Doctor Manhattan's penis.

-Empire Earth: Good Edition

I'm like 95 percent sure that my dad just kind of found this lying on the floor in his store and decided to wrap it. Kind of confusing game. Age of Empires is much better.