Thursday, April 24, 2008

Eddie Chats About Porn With Jeff: Hilarity Ensues

Eddie: I saw this hilarious porn the other day. This asian woman is deciding whether she wants to fuck these two guys one of them is black. One of them is white.

Jeff: Dude, does she fuck them?

Eddie: So they're both the stereotypes. Like the white guy is really geeky. And the black guy is all ghetto.

Jeff: that's fuckin ridiculous

Eddie: So she makes them take off their pants. The black guy is tiny and the white guy is huge. Needless to say, the chick is really surprised.

Jeff: hahahahah

Eddie: Anyway, she ends up fucking the white guy. The problem is I was laughing so hard at this point that I lost my boner. Some porn is just too funny

Jeff: seriously that's just fuckin ridiculous

Jeff: The black guy was tiny huh

Jeff: Can you imagine that? Being casted for that role?

Jeff: "Ok, you're the stereotypical black guy that's only in this porno to get rejected because, to the surprise of everyone, you have a tiny penis!"

Jeff: "CONGRATULATIONS!!"

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